"Here we go with the ladies final. It’s Serena versus Venus. After much chat from Sue Barker and John McEnroe about “they’re not sisters right now, just opponent..."
"If it is as the old Jesuit motto says ('give me a child until he is seven and I will give you the man'), I am seriously beginning to wonder what kind of nightma..."
"Hello May, I agree that adding My Family to the list of the UK's Worst Sitcoms is not a popular view. However I stand by it. But feel free to disagree. "
"Guys, apologies. I've been so busy with all the reality TV stuff. Anyway, I'll plough on before X Factor starts! My Sunday calm was completely and utterly devas..."